March 2012
satan: knock knock
me: who's there
satan: satan
satan: i saw your blog
satan: we have wifi in hell
February 2012
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Nod your head you all, and follow my bouncing...
The selection of a Republican candidate for the presidency of this globalized...
– Fidel Castro; January 2012 (via boombapbeatnik)
Say what you will, his way with words will always be splendid
(via mufb)
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The only god I believe in is Yeezus
vanillex:
No one’s even gonna be at my funeral it’s just gonna be a bunch of laptops on chairs.
Underage Problems:
Having to wash the x’s off your hands after the show so you don’t look like some straight edge fuck-ass
(sorry straight edge friends)
(but not really)
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I’m not even an atheist as much as I am an antitheist; I not only maintain that...
– Christopher Hitchens (via theanti-theist)
There’s every difference between being a deist and a theist. Science and reason...
– Christopher Hitchens (via iamnotasiwas)
I didn't realize what as going on today and...
so-meta:
Christianity, you are goofy
teacher: and why haven't you done your homework?
me: mark hoppus said i don't owe anyone a fucking explanation
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Fun Fact: John Adams had a dog named Satan.
band practice hungover gahhhhhh